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Lend me your ear son and I shall tell you a story of an old man who steals people's ears.

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Idk why people hate molesters

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I have three best friends

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'By the power vested in me by the almighty I now pronounce you man and goat.'

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“Hey mom, what’s for dinner?”

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I looked her up and down and said girl you lookin' fine.

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Today is Black Friday, the best holiday of the entire year!

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I took an IQ test and found out I’m in the 98th percentile, this was quite a shock, know what my first thought was?

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I drink a lot of milk

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I killed a guy because they said I was too ugly to get a girlfriend...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Lend me your ear son and I shall tell you a story of an old man who steals people's ears.	7
Idk why people hate molesters	7
I have three best friends	7
'By the power vested in me by the almighty I now pronounce you man and goat.'	7
“Hey mom, what’s for dinner?”	7
I looked her up and down and said girl you lookin' fine.	7
Today is Black Friday, the best holiday of the entire year!	7
I took an IQ test and found out I’m in the 98th percentile, this was quite a shock, know what my first thought was?	7
I drink a lot of milk	7
I killed a guy because they said I was too ugly to get a girlfriend...	7